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Calling Guest Reviewers!

Would you like to review a gig, a CD, a cinema release or a DVD? The Cheese is magnanimous enough to give you that chance. Simply contact The Cheese and he'll post your review with your name on it. Wonderous.

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"Your site looks like vomit and when i go on it, it looks like vomit... "

- Ryan 'Tiz'.
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Quote of the moment:

"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank." ~ Woody Allen

Hero of 2006:

George Clooney George Clooney - eatmycheeseplease.co.uk's Hero of 2006

When Gorgeous George finally gets both the critical and commercial success he deserves, what does he do? Smile a lot like Tom Cruise? No. He uses his A-List status and intelligence to turn around and kicks his government in the ass, both personally and on-screen, winning an Oscar for Syriana and gets a nominated for Best Director for Good Night, And Good Luck. George Clooney… The Cheese salutes you.

Strange Fact:
In March 2007, Denzel Washington is expected to make a full public apology for being one of the most irritating actors in the world. The penitent actor is also expected to undertake over 3000 hours community service for his crimes frequent crimes against audiences.

About Moi: Stephen Fairbanks?

The Cheese

"The man, the myth, the legend, the incredible, the marvelous, the irrepressible, the extraordinary, the peculiar... The Cheese. "
- The Cheese

About Moi

Name: The Cheese

D.O.B.: 23/9/1983

Location: Warrington, Cheshire (in-between Manchester & Liverpool)

Education: To BA Hons degree in Multimedia Journalism

Hobbies: Web-design, guitar playing, collecting shrimps

The Cheese's Goal: To allow the good ship eatmycheeseplease.co.uk to be a vessel for all those who wish to give opinions and reviews about film, music and other stuff... to eventually allow eatmycheeseplease.c.uk to become one big cheesy community.

Description: The Cheese is a man in love with Music and Film. So much so, he once stapled the words; 'MUSIC' and 'FILM' across his eyes à la Ki-Du Kim's Spring, Summer, Autumn, Winter... and Spring. Shortly thereafter, The Cheese decided it would be wiser not to express his love through physical pain, but rather with the written word; eventually enrolling and graduating with a Multimedia Journalism degree from the University of Manchester in Summer 2005.

From 2004, The Cheese has contributed work (i.e. album / singles / live reviews and interviews) for Rock Sound, a national music magazine, and also frequently expresses his opinions on the matters of Film through various websites, such as empireonline.com and bbc.co.uk/collective, allowing his writings to be viewed and discussed with like-minded individuals around the world.

In late 2005, something remarkable happened. One evening, whilst walking home from work, The Cheese noticed that the moon - despite continuing scientific evidence to the contrary - was actually made of cheese. The Cheese then noticed that the moon was repeatedly pleading with him to; 'Eat me, please'. Being the intelligent type, The Cheese knew this was probably some kind of sign. Thus, the irrepressible eatmycheeseplease.co.uk was born. A noble, yellowish brown website designed to let the good people of earth know what films and/or music is worth their time and effort.


For more information , contact Stephen Fairbanks (he'll pass on the message)