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Hero of 2006:

George Clooney George Clooney - eatmycheeseplease.co.uk's Hero of 2006

When Gorgeous George finally gets both the critical and commercial success he deserves, what does he do? Smile a lot like Tom Cruise? No. He uses his A-List status and intelligence to turn around and kicks his government in the ass, both personally and on-screen, winning an Oscar for Syriana and gets a nominated for Best Director for Good Night, And Good Luck. George Clooney… The Cheese salutes you.

Strange Fact:
In March 2007, Denzel Washington is expected to make a full public apology for being one of the most irritating actors in the world. The penitent actor is also expected to undertake over 3000 hours community service for his crimes frequent crimes against audiences.

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