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4 January, 2007 9:44 PM

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Calling Guest Reviewers!

Would you like to review a gig, a CD, a cinema release or a DVD? The Cheese is magnanimous enough to give you that chance. Simply contact The Cheese and he'll post your review with your name on it. Wonderous.

Visit the Recruitment Page here.

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Quote of the moment:

"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank." ~ Woody Allen

Hero of 2006:

George Clooney George Clooney - eatmycheeseplease.co.uk's Hero of 2006

When Gorgeous George finally gets both the critical and commercial success he deserves, what does he do? Smile a lot like Tom Cruise? No. He uses his A-List status and intelligence to turn around and kicks his government in the ass, both personally and on-screen, winning an Oscar for Syriana and gets a nominated for Best Director for Good Night, And Good Luck. George Clooney… The Cheese salutes you.

Strange Fact:
In March 2007, Denzel Washington is expected to make a full public apology for being one of the most irritating actors in the world. The penitent actor is also expected to undertake over 3000 hours community service for his crimes frequent crimes against audiences.

"You can't sue me, you know why? Because you're a f****** wimp. No, only kiddling. Don't sue."
- The Cheese

Disclaimer

The main images used for reviews (such as images of film, bands, etc.) may have been taken from official websites and photographers.

It is not the intent of the author to claim ownership of the images or try to claim money from their usage. Eatmycheeseplease.co.uk is a non-profit website. The images are used to give further exposure to the film, artist, etc. and a review of a film or artist with no image would be a bit crap.

Hopefully, the images will relate to the article / review / etc. and give the reader a better indication of what the hell I am talking about.

In these cases, these images will be used in promotion! A bit of free publicity, which would be nice, wouldn't it? If The Cheese writes something horrible about you at least I’m writing about you, yes? Look on the bright side, sheesh.

And after all, The Cheese isn't making money out of you or anything. It's not like The Cheese is using your images and selling them to people, pretending all the while to BE you, is he? He's not dressed like you, and he doesn't smell like you. I think it's better for everyone if it's kept that way.

So yes, The Cheese is not wanting to use you in any way. In all actuality, if your image is used, you probably wouldn't care and you probably won't know it anyway.

Thank you for your time.

Stephen Fairbanks

Tuesday, January 10, 2006 4:10 PM