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29 January, 2007 3:28 PM

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Hero of 2006:

George Clooney George Clooney - eatmycheeseplease.co.uk's Hero of 2006

When Gorgeous George finally gets both the critical and commercial success he deserves, what does he do? Smile a lot like Tom Cruise? No. He uses his A-List status and intelligence to turn around and kicks his government in the ass, both personally and on-screen, winning an Oscar for Syriana and gets a nominated for Best Director for Good Night, And Good Luck. George Clooney… The Cheese salutes you.

Strange Fact:
In March 2007, Denzel Washington is expected to make a full public apology for being one of the most irritating actors in the world. The penitent actor is also expected to undertake over 3000 hours community service for his crimes frequent crimes against audiences.

"The Cheese would like to wish you all a wonderful 2007. But he just isn't that nice. "
- The Cheese

Latest News...
	The Cheese is dead! The magnificent eatmycheesepleas.co.uk project has decided to take a long, warm nap for the foreseeable future due to a lack of time being available to provide new content. But fear not! As one day, The Cheese may again rise like a golden hawk from the abyss and dance around a bit, giving meaning to your pathetic lives. Please feel free to browse old reviews and re-live the glory days. A special thank you to all the contributing reviewers.

	eatmycheeseplease awards - Review of 2006 2006. The year where everything got a bit 'political', what with 9/11 re-enactments, George Clooney bringing down the Bush Government (kinda), and ol' Thom Yorke also havin' pop to boot. Yet, besides all that, there was also fun, fun, fun and stuff. Click here for more...

	Dj Shadow - Live Review Is it a bird? a plane? Fred Durst? No! It's DJ Shadow, come to spread the good word on his new album The Outsider. Some people booed, some cheered... Why? read the freakin' review. Click here for more...

	The Prestige - Film Review I once fooled my little sister into believing I could spirit-away her eyesight. I simply drugged her and put her in the cupboard for a few hours. Tom Day reviews Christopher Nolan's magic-thriller The Prestige. Click here for more...

	Jackass Number Two - Film Review I once drove my BMX into an on-coming car because I though it would be funny. Jackass copied the idea and became rich. Am I bitter? Yes. Jackass has a sequel and Stephen Fairbanks gives us a review of it. Click here for more...

	Pan's Labyrinth - Film Review Already considered by many as one of the films of the year (if not, 'the') Martin Berry reviews Guillermo del Toro's dark fairytale masterpiece. Not for the kiddies. Click here for more...

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